@skullsofinsanityMy Name Is On Them If You Are Wondering Why They Are Weird To Me😂 You don’t buy this. It arrives. A bottle. A cup. A cutting board. All smiling. All coordinated. All acting like they’ve always belonged in your house. Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel aren’t here to be cute — t
@skullsofinsanityWeird Products Sold exists to share odd, ridiculous, questionable, and “why does this exist?” items—not to host lectures on taste or morality. If a product makes you laugh, cringe, or question humanity a little, it belongs here. If it offends your personal standards, that’s oka
@skullsofinsanityAlways a special kind of weird when you stumble across a product casually calling out your name like it knows you. This time it’s Hello Kitty ♥ Dear Daniel—a bowl-on-a-board situation that feels oddly personal. I didn’t ask to be part of the Sanrio universe, but here we are. Cour
@skullsofinsanitySomewhere between “art project” and “sleep paralysis mascot” lives this cat. Wide-eyed, unevenly patched, and standing like it’s questioning every life choice that led here. It looks handmade, judgmental, and slightly offended by your existence. Is it cute? Debatable. Is it weird
@skullsofinsanityPop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series) Yes, these are real. Yes, they’re mass-produced. Yes, people buy them. Designer vinyl figures sold in stores and online, known for exaggerated expressions and surreal styling. Whether you love them or hate them, they exist, they sel
@skullsofinsanityPop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series) Yes, these are real. Yes, they’re mass-produced. Yes, people buy them. Designer vinyl figures sold in stores and online, known for exaggerated expressions and surreal styling. Whether you love them or hate them, they exist, they sel
@skullsofinsanityA satire T-shirt on a guy with a Digg box head wearing a satire T-shirt about entitlement. No idea where it came from. No idea why it exists. No idea why it’s funny. But here we are.
@skullsofinsanityPop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series) Yes, these are real. Yes, they’re mass-produced. Yes, people buy them. Designer vinyl figures sold in stores and online, known for exaggerated expressions and surreal styling. Whether you love them or hate them, they exist, they sel
@skullsofinsanityThis is a cat massager. Not a mouse. Not a UFO. Not a robot plotting world domination. Your cat presses its face into it like it just discovered enlightenment. Eyes closed. Whiskers vibrating. Zero thoughts behind those eyes. You bought it for them. They use it better th
@skullsofinsanityTwo little old lovebirds. Matching pajamas. Zero shame. Maximum commitment. They’ve survived decades together, countless inside jokes, and at least one argument that started in 1994 and never fully ended. Still flirting. Still poking buttons. Still choosing each other ever
@skullsofinsanityWhy bother dragging out a real tree when the cat becomes the tree every single year? No needles. No vacuuming. No argument about where the star goes — the cat already decided. Lights? Optional. Ornaments? Already attached. Personal space? Absolutely not. This ornament perfec
@skullsofinsanityI don’t usually post pictures of myself, but since we’re apparently auditing what’s “acceptable,” here we are. Frozen hoodie blanket on. Skull shirt with shiny bling skull beads underneath. No context. No apology. This is not an ad. This is not a product review. This is not m
@skullsofinsanityBecause one head wasn’t enough to judge your life choices. This duck can: Look left and right Disagree with itself Still stare directly into your soul Is it rare? Yes. Is it unsettling? Absolutely. Is it silently arguing over which one of them saw you first? 100%. Nature
@skullsofinsanityNow available in four eye colors, because even eldritch horrors deserve customization. Features include: Watches you watch it Knows when you change the channel Judges your late-night viewing habits Absolutely not smart TV compatible (it’s already smarter than you) Choose yo
@skullsofinsanityBecause one demonic plush wasn’t unsettling enough. This cuddly abomination features: Two heads, zero agreement Patchwork zombie stitching Horns for maximum occult comfort Soft enough to hug, cursed enough to regret it Perfect for: Horror collectors Gothic nurseries (no j
@skullsofinsanityI went online looking for something normal. The internet said, “Absolutely not.” These are slingshot chicken finger toys. You wear tiny rubber chickens on your fingers like a poor life choice. You pull back. You launch rubber chickens at everything within range. Your wife.
@skullsofinsanityWhy settle for one color chicken when you can have the entire poultry rainbow? 😂🐔 Red. Blue. Green. Yellow. Purple. Every finger gets its own emotional support chicken. They don’t match. They don’t coordinate. They don’t make sense — and that’s the point. Put them on.
@skullsofinsanityBecause memories are temporary… enamel is forever. Inside this tiny box: Teeth that once had responsibilities Molars that survived soda, regret, and poor decisions One incisor that definitely heard things it shouldn’t have Is it a collection? A trophy? A warning? Dentists
@skullsofinsanityYou buy a foot massage ball thinking: “Ah yes, recovery, wellness, self-care.” Fast forward to 2 a.m. You forget to put it away. You step on it like a cartoon character. Gravity wins. Next thing you know, you wake up on the floor to your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend
@skullsofinsanityThe internet wasn’t content with a single questionable toy. Or even two. They said, “No, let’s cover multiple ecosystems.” You’ve got rubber chickens for the farm vibes. You’ve got rubber dinosaurs for prehistoric chaos. And now rubber sea creatures because apparently the oc
@skullsofinsanityFor those moments when “no” should really be taken seriously — but you’d prefer to say it with adorable menace. Meet the Cute But Stabby Cow. 🐮🔪 She’s pink-cheeked. She’s smiling. She’s holding a knife she absolutely does not know how to use. Is it threatening? No. Is i
@skullsofinsanityLooks like chicken nuggets. Feels like a curse. Sounds like they whisper when the lights go out. Each nugget features: One tooth (not negotiable) One eye (always watching) One questionable hair situation Zero nutritional value, infinite regret Do not microwave. Do not fe
@skullsofinsanityNature really said: “What if citrus could judge you?” This lemon is watching every bad decision you’ve ever made… and it remembers. No lemonade. No sugar. Just unblinking, pulp-based surveillance. Somewhere, a lemon tree just unlocked consciousness — and it’s not impressed. W
@skullsofinsanityFeeling stressed? Overworked? Slightly annoyed at someone (or something)? This lovingly handmade voodoo doll is here to listen, judge silently, and absolutely do nothing harmful. ✔ 100% handmade ✔ Pocket-sized emotional support ✔ Comes with a lanyard so it can supervise your
@skullsofinsanityThe all new crochet eyeball flower. It's new, it's fancy, and it grows from seed.😂 A rare botanical marvel that stares directly into your soul while pretending to be decorative. Low maintenance, zero watering required, and guaranteed to confuse guests who ask where you bought i
@skullsofinsanityStrawboobie the only crochet strawberry I have ever seen with a sagging chest. If it loses its top they drop😂 Clearly a bold artistic statement no one asked for. A reminder that gravity applies to yarn as well. Somewhere along the way, a perfectly normal crochet project took
