Disturbie Nuggets

Looks like chicken nuggets.

Feels like a curse.

Sounds like they whisper when the lights go out.

Each nugget features:

One tooth (not negotiable)

One eye (always watching)

One questionable hair situation

Zero nutritional value, infinite regret

Do not microwave.

Do not feed after midnight.

Definitely not dinosaur-shaped.

Weird products sold?

More like weird products that sold your soul for dipping sauce.