When Your Name Becomes the Product 🤨🍩

Always a special kind of weird when you stumble across a product casually calling out your name like it knows you. This time it’s Hello Kitty ♥ Dear Daniel—a bowl-on-a-board situation that feels oddly personal. I didn’t ask to be part of the Sanrio universe, but here we are. Courtesy of my wife, who somehow finds these things like it’s her superpower. Not rare. Not custom. Just aggressively specific. Proof that no name is safe once merch designers get bored.