This ornament isn’t decoration — it’s a warning label.

Two little old lovebirds.

Matching pajamas.

Zero shame.

Maximum commitment.

They’ve survived decades together, countless inside jokes, and at least one argument that started in 1994 and never fully ended.

Still flirting.

Still poking buttons.

Still choosing each other every single day.

Hang it on your mirror, tree, or dashboard as a reminder:

Love doesn’t expire — it just gets more comfortable, more sarcastic, and way funnier with age. ❤️