Because One Color of Chicken Is Never Enough

Why settle for one color chicken when you can have the entire poultry rainbow? 😂🐔

Red.

Blue.

Green.

Yellow.

Purple.

Every finger gets its own emotional support chicken.

They don’t match.

They don’t coordinate.

They don’t make sense — and that’s the point.

Put them on.

Flick them across the room.

Immediately regret nothing.

These aren’t toys.

They’re a lifestyle choice.

Somewhere between “stress relief” and “what am I doing with my life?”

The internet looked at regular rubber chickens and said:

“Needs more color. And fingers.”

And honestly?

They were right.