Sounds like a great exercise tool… until it isn’t.

You buy a foot massage ball thinking: “Ah yes, recovery, wellness, self-care.”

Fast forward to 2 a.m.

You forget to put it away.

You step on it like a cartoon character.

Gravity wins.

Next thing you know, you wake up on the floor to your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend — or the dog — licking your face like:

“Cool nap. You good?”

10/10 massage.

0/10 survival awareness.

Still buying it.

Still not putting it away.