Slingshot Chicken Finger Toys

I went online looking for something normal.

The internet said, “Absolutely not.”

These are slingshot chicken finger toys.

You wear tiny rubber chickens on your fingers like a poor life choice.

You pull back.

You launch rubber chickens at everything within range.

Your wife.

Your kids.

Your brother.

Your sister.

Your nieces.

Your nephews.

Your grandkids.

Even the family pets — who already don’t respect you.

Someone invented this.

Someone approved it.

Someone put it into production.

And 384 people looked at this and said, “Yes. This will improve family gatherings.”

We used to build the internet to share knowledge.

Now we use it to fling poultry at loved ones.

Progress. 🐔💥