The All-New Crochet Eyeball Flower™ — Now With 100% More Staring

The all new crochet eyeball flower. It's new, it's fancy, and it grows from seed.😂

A rare botanical marvel that stares directly into your soul while pretending to be decorative. Low maintenance, zero watering required, and guaranteed to confuse guests who ask where you bought it and why it’s watching them.

Perfect for gardeners who want something unique, unsettling, and absolutely not found in nature. Warning: may cause prolonged eye contact and uncomfortable conversations.