Weird Products Sold strikes again.

This is a cat massager.

Not a mouse.

Not a UFO.

Not a robot plotting world domination.

Your cat presses its face into it like it just discovered enlightenment.

Eyes closed.

Whiskers vibrating.

Zero thoughts behind those eyes.

You bought it for them.

They use it better than you ever will.

Now you’re just standing there watching, wondering why this tiny dictator deserves a spa day and you don’t.

Approved by cats.

Judged by cats.

Owned by cats. 😼