When Life Gives You Lemons… And Eyes 👁️🍋

Nature really said: “What if citrus could judge you?”

This lemon is watching every bad decision you’ve ever made… and it remembers.

No lemonade. No sugar. Just unblinking, pulp-based surveillance.

Somewhere, a lemon tree just unlocked consciousness — and it’s not impressed.

Weird products sold?

No.

Weird products that see your soul.