We Have One for the Ladies

For those moments when “no” should really be taken seriously —

but you’d prefer to say it with adorable menace.

Meet the Cute But Stabby Cow. 🐮🔪

She’s pink-cheeked.

She’s smiling.

She’s holding a knife she absolutely does not know how to use.

Is it threatening?

No.

Is it funny?

Very.

Is it a subtle reminder to back off, mind your business, and keep it moving?

Absolutely.

Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, or anywhere that needs a gentle message like:

“I’m nice… but not that nice.”

Cute.

Funny.

Mildly serious humor.

Sometimes you don’t need pepper spray.

Sometimes you just need a cartoon cow with commitment issues.