Land, Sea, Air? No. Just Poor Decisions

The internet wasn’t content with a single questionable toy.

Or even two.

They said, “No, let’s cover multiple ecosystems.”

You’ve got rubber chickens for the farm vibes.

You’ve got rubber dinosaurs for prehistoric chaos.

And now rubber sea creatures because apparently the ocean wasn’t safe either.

You wear them on your fingers.

You pull them back farther than common sense recommends.

You launch them across the room at whoever made the mistake of sitting nearby.

Family gathering? Perfect.

Kids, adults, siblings, cousins — all part of the ecosystem now.

Pets will watch from a distance, disappointed but not surprised.

They don’t hurt.

They don’t educate.

They don’t serve a purpose beyond answering the question:

“What if we turned boredom into mild, aquatic-themed anarchy?”

Someone designed these.

Someone approved them.

Hundreds of people bought them.

And now rubber poultry, reptiles, and sea life are flying through living rooms worldwide.

The food chain has collapsed.

The internet wins again.