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This Cat Has Seen Things

Somewhere between “art project” and “sleep paralysis mascot” lives this cat. Wide-eyed, unevenly patched, and standing like it’s questioning every life choice that led here. It looks handmade, judgmental, and slightly offended by your existence. Is it cute? Debatable. Is it weird

When Your Name Becomes the Product 🤨🍩

Always a special kind of weird when you stumble across a product casually calling out your name like it knows you. This time it’s Hello Kitty ♥ Dear Daniel—a bowl-on-a-board situation that feels oddly personal. I didn’t ask to be part of the Sanrio universe, but here we are. Cour

Apparently this just exists now.

A satire T-shirt on a guy with a Digg box head wearing a satire T-shirt about entitlement. No idea where it came from. No idea why it exists. No idea why it’s funny. But here we are.

Pop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series)

Pop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series)

Pop Mart Crybaby — Part 3 of 3

Pop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series) Yes, these are real. Yes, they’re mass-produced. Yes, people buy them. Designer vinyl figures sold in stores and online, known for exaggerated expressions and surreal styling. Whether you love them or hate them, they exist, they sel

Pop Mart Crybaby — Part 2 of 3

Pop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series) Yes, these are real. Yes, they’re mass-produced. Yes, people buy them. Designer vinyl figures sold in stores and online, known for exaggerated expressions and surreal styling. Whether you love them or hate them, they exist, they sel

Pop Mart Crybaby — Part 1 of 3 more coming.

Pop Mart Crybaby Figures (Blind Box Series) Yes, these are real. Yes, they’re mass-produced. Yes, people buy them. Designer vinyl figures sold in stores and online, known for exaggerated expressions and surreal styling. Whether you love them or hate them, they exist, they sel

Field Research: When the Weird Product Becomes the Person

I don’t usually post pictures of myself, but since we’re apparently auditing what’s “acceptable,” here we are. Frozen hoodie blanket on. Skull shirt with shiny bling skull beads underneath. No context. No apology. This is not an ad. This is not a product review. This is not m

Oh look… Christmas tradition has officially been upgraded. 🎄

Why bother dragging out a real tree when the cat becomes the tree every single year? No needles. No vacuuming. No argument about where the star goes — the cat already decided. Lights? Optional. Ornaments? Already attached. Personal space? Absolutely not. This ornament perfec

Weird Products Sold strikes again.

This is a cat massager. Not a mouse. Not a UFO. Not a robot plotting world domination. Your cat presses its face into it like it just discovered enlightenment. Eyes closed. Whiskers vibrating. Zero thoughts behind those eyes. You bought it for them. They use it better th

This ornament isn’t decoration — it’s a warning label.

Two little old lovebirds. Matching pajamas. Zero shame. Maximum commitment. They’ve survived decades together, countless inside jokes, and at least one argument that started in 1994 and never fully ended. Still flirting. Still poking buttons. Still choosing each other ever

Sounds like a great exercise tool… until it isn’t.

You buy a foot massage ball thinking: “Ah yes, recovery, wellness, self-care.” Fast forward to 2 a.m. You forget to put it away. You step on it like a cartoon character. Gravity wins. Next thing you know, you wake up on the floor to your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend

We Have One for the Ladies

For those moments when “no” should really be taken seriously — but you’d prefer to say it with adorable menace. Meet the Cute But Stabby Cow. 🐮🔪 She’s pink-cheeked. She’s smiling. She’s holding a knife she absolutely does not know how to use. Is it threatening? No. Is i

Because One Color of Chicken Is Never Enough

Why settle for one color chicken when you can have the entire poultry rainbow? 😂🐔 Red. Blue. Green. Yellow. Purple. Every finger gets its own emotional support chicken. They don’t match. They don’t coordinate. They don’t make sense — and that’s the point. Put them on.

Land, Sea, Air? No. Just Poor Decisions

The internet wasn’t content with a single questionable toy. Or even two. They said, “No, let’s cover multiple ecosystems.” You’ve got rubber chickens for the farm vibes. You’ve got rubber dinosaurs for prehistoric chaos. And now rubber sea creatures because apparently the oc

Slingshot Chicken Finger Toys

I went online looking for something normal. The internet said, “Absolutely not.” These are slingshot chicken finger toys. You wear tiny rubber chickens on your fingers like a poor life choice. You pull back. You launch rubber chickens at everything within range. Your wife.

Aged Human Teeth in a Box 🦷📦

Because memories are temporary… enamel is forever. Inside this tiny box: Teeth that once had responsibilities Molars that survived soda, regret, and poor decisions One incisor that definitely heard things it shouldn’t have Is it a collection? A trophy? A warning? Dentists