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Factory conversations are something special.

Some guy starts bragging about how huge he is.

Unprompted.

Loud.

For the benefit of absolutely no one.

A lady immediately fires back:

Instant silence.

Like the machines shut off out of respect.

Everyone assumes I’m not listening.

Because I’m quiet.

Because I mind my business.

Because that’s how legends operate.

I slowly look over and make a sarcastic comment.

The pause.

The realization.

Then absolute laughter.

Because no one ever said it had to be in one shot.

And math, unfortunately, does not care about your ego.

Factory logic.

Math is math.