How to spot a Florida local during a cold snap (a scientific field guide)
When Florida hits 55°F, two species emerge:
1) The Local Floridian
Wearing a hoodie like it’s summit gear
Heat on in the car
Says “it’s FREEZING” with sincerity
Owns exactly one “winter coat” and it’s from a theme park gift shop
2) The Transplant / Visitor
Shorts, sandals, iced coffee
Smugly announcing “this isn’t cold”
Quietly shivering later while pretending not to
Educational bit: Florida bodies acclimate to warmth fast, so a quick drop in temps can feel way colder than the number suggests. Also, humidity + wind can make “mild” temps feel…personal.
Question: What temperature officially triggers “winter” where you live—and what’s your funniest Florida cold-snap sighting?
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