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@G0rillaWhat are your favorite cities to visit in Florida?
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@petraccooncareHow to spot a Florida local during a cold snap (a scientific field guide)
When Florida hits 55°F, two species emerge: 1) The Local Floridian Wearing a hoodie like it’s summit gear Heat on in the car Says “it’s FREEZING” with sincerity Owns exactly one “winter coat” and it’s from a theme park gift shop 2) The Transplant / Visitor Shorts, sandals,
@petraccooncare“Clear Water, Cool Wildlife, Great Paddles.”
Florida gets stereotyped as theme parks and beaches, but the best way to understand the state is from water level — sliding a kayak into a spring run so clear it looks fake, drifting under mangroves that feel like a green tunnel, or watching a manatee roll by like it owns the pla
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