Birthday Gratitude, Rephrased

Most birthday cards say “so glad you’re here.”

This one says the quiet part out loud.

Bright colors, friendly font, and then a line that makes you pause, reread it, and immediately decide whether you’re mature enough to be holding it.

It’s not graphic.

It’s not crude.

It’s just unapologetically honest humor wrapped in a cheerful design.

Perfect for friends who appreciate sarcasm, dark timing, and jokes that don’t need to explain themselves.

If this made you laugh, you’re exactly who it’s for.

If it didn’t — that’s fine, there are plenty of boring cards out there.