Dear Diggers

Digg rose from the data grave—our bits in full array, Old-school bookmarkers unite, we’re back to save the day. Reddit scrolled on smugly, chanting “I read it all,” But Digg just winked a TestFlight—“Your karma’s built on fall!” We’ve cached every meme, our queries never lag, Even AI confessed, “Your puns made my GPU gag!” So strap on your hard drives and code with punny might— Digg’s digging gold again, byte-sized laughs ignite!