A Tragic Love story as told in Python script

(My Python skill are quite rudimentary, so, I had some assistance from Claude)

# The Tragedy of Alice and Bob

# A love written in code, doomed by logic

from datetime import datetime

class Heart:

    def init(self, name, target=None):

        self.name = name

        self.target = target

        self.feeling = None

        self.moment = datetime.now()

    def query(self, other):

        self.feeling = "longing"

        return f"{self.name}: SELECT * FROM soul WHERE name = '{other.name}' AND fate IS NOT NULL;"

    def join(self, other):

        if self.target == other.name and other.target == self.name:

            self.feeling = other.feeling = "bound"

            return f"-- INNER JOIN succeeded; hearts linked in perfect schema."

        self.feeling = "rejected"

        return f"-- LEFT JOIN failed; {self.name} remains unmatched, NULL in affection."

    def commit(self):

        if self.feeling == "bound":

            return f"{self.name}: COMMIT; -- believing forever means atomic truth."

        else:

            return f"{self.name}: ROLLBACK; -- love violated integrity constraints."

    def fall(self):

        return f"{self.name}: DELETE FROM existence WHERE hope = TRUE;"

# Scene I: Declaration

alice = Heart("Alice", target="Bob")

bob = Heart("Bob", target="NULL")  # Bob never set his target right.

story = []

# Scene II: Query

story.append("-- ACT I: The Query")

story.append(alice.query(bob))

story.append(bob.query(alice))

# Scene III: The Join

story.append("\n-- ACT II: The Join")

story.append(alice.join(bob))

# Scene IV: The Commit

story.append("\n-- ACT III: The Commit")

story.append(alice.commit())

story.append(bob.commit())

# Scene V: The Fall

story.append("\n-- ACT IV: The Fall")

story.append(alice.fall())

story.append(bob.fall())

# Scene VI: Epilogue

story.append("\n-- EPILOGUE")

story.append("-- Their transaction failed.")

story.append("-- Constraints too strict, hearts out of sync.")

story.append("-- The database wept as both rows were deleted.")

for line in story:

    print(line)