@hilariousjokestodayAh, Christmas — the magical time when joy fills the air, lights twinkle on every street corner, and everyone pretends to enjoy the same old dad jokes found in Christmas crackers. But this year, we’re taking it up a notch (or down a slope, depending on your sense of humor). Welcom
I love when the WiFi stops working for a sec.... It gives me time to think about my whole life
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
@hilariousjokestodayDuck Jokes are perfect for adding a splash of humor to daily chats. They’re simple, pun-filled, and easy to remember, which makes them great for sharing anywhere—from family dinners to casual work breaks. Below is a full article featuring 80 Duck Jokes, written exactly as request
@hilariousjokestodayBooks have a magical way of waking up the mind, and humor gives that magic an extra spark. Book Jokes combine the joy of reading with clever wordplay, playful imagination, and lighthearted observations about libraries, authors, and readers. This article presents 90 funny book jok
@hilariousjokestodayFew holiday traditions are as charmingly awkward and universally loved as Christmas crackers. With a snap, a paper crown, and a groan-worthy joke, they instantly set the tone for laughter around the table. Christmas Cracker Jokes thrive on simplicity, innocent wordplay, and cheer
As concerned staff gathered around, I asked her what was wrong. She said, “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you work with?”
Why does Robin only wear bright colours? Easy; Batman doesn’t want to get shot.
As they argue, a little rabbit runs across the path in front of them. This gives them an idea for how they can settle it: they'll catch the rabbit! Then, for each agent, they'll set it free, and see how long it takes him to track it down and bring it back. The American goes f
I gave him a short concise answer on how you eat, how the food goes down into your tummy where the good stuff gets taken out of it to fuel your body, then what's left passes down to a long tube called intestines where it is mixed with nasty stuff, all which comes out of your bum
The doctor inspects his back and replies, “It’s okay; they’re benign.” The pirate responds, “Count again. I think there be ten!”
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