EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! THE GREAT DIGG ENGINE HAS STALLED, AND SHE’S WHEEZING LIKE A STEAM-PIPE IN WINTER!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! You look for your news, and what do you get? This Bloomer! It's a catastrophe, I tell ya! A "500 Internal Error" has the whole place in a tizzy!

THE SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY! Didn't the big-wig masterminds, Mr. Kevin Rose and Mr. Alexis Ohanian, promise us a glorious new world order back in October? They gave us fancy AI-stoppers and secret math-proofs to keep the bots at bay! But here we are today, and the machine is choking! why? Apparently those maniacs fleeing the collapse of the X-platform yesterday swamped the Digg gates and put the squeeze on the servers!

The wizards in the Digg back room pushed out "hotfixes" just yesterday, and now the database is dancing a jig it wasn't taught! If you're on a big desk-machine, you're likely "borked" - aye, BORKED I say! It's regional pressure! It's account migration madness! It's a regular hullabaloo!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE! TAKE ACTION!

Find Your Kin! If you're a "Groundbreaker" from the April sign-up, get yourself to the private Discord parlor! Others reportedly headed to r/digg to vent their frustrations with the rest of the lot!

Stay brave, Diggers! We've seen the "v4" fires, and we'll survive a little dust in the cartridge! READ ALL ABOUT IT!